Short Walk Home From Bar Not Short Enough
Stopping to relieve himself outside a Bayshore store just steps from his apartment triggered a whole lot of trouble for a local television reporter.
Stay classy, Milwaukee
Normally, a leak works out to a reporter’s benefit.
Oldie but goodie
Glad to know the kids still like the deliver-huge-pizza-orders-to-unsuspecting-recipients trick.
Not your typical errands
First the post office, then the grocery, then catch the kids who stole my bike.
You know what’s exciting? Jail. Jail is exciting.
If you want adventure, just play paintball.
Eh, not so much
Or maybe bungee jumping would be better than paintball.
Stay away from that bathroom Polo
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.