The following bumper stickers can be found on the back of Paul Ryan's car:
"Jesus loves me, but these Catholic nuns and bishops sure think I'm greedy!"
"Ayn Rand is my co-pilot"
"I'll keep my homophobia, my misogynistic views and my 13% tax rate, you can keep the change."
"I believe in the biblical definition of marriage, but I ignore the parts about feeding the hungry and clothing the poor."
"I don't believe the liberal media, but I'll buy whatever trash Rush Limbaugh spews out of his big fat (mouth)."
"My other car was built by union auto workers whose jobs and livelihoods were saved with Obama's auto industry bailout."
"Somewhere in southeastern WI there is a village missing its misogynist idiot."
"Believe in the American dream, but shelter your millions in the Caymans."
"My family made millions building this federal highway with a government contract."
"Romney/Ryan 2012 - It's a no-brainer, literally"
Thank you - I'll be here all week. And make sure to tip your waitresses well - Because they are taxed at a higher rate than Ryan and Romney . . . and they don't hide their savings in an offshore tax haven.